I had 2 bottles of champagne and stuff and I’m counting on auto correct… I said, “I will be a lousy lay!”
He fell asleep. All good.
Texting with a grrl I admire… A journalist, fellow blogger friend who worked with me and just moved away.
Hi! Having fun tonight!?
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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits around me and read watership down to them and i’m actually a disney princess
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
i didn’t know what to get you for your birthday, so i made you this photo album and filled it with great pictures of me. i look so good. you’re welcome
I have never seen a picture that describes me more than this one.